I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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