so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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