ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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