For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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