you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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