can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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