I wanna bring you to show and tell
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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