Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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