"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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