We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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