I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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