when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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