Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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