So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Randomize
