at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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