It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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