My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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