His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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