Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Please, let me fuck your mom
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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this boner is exhausting
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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