I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
This couple is walking their pig around campus
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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