Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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