He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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