Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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