you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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