Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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