You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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