So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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