it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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