In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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