ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
i know! what is this dateline?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked