I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We are all done wearing pants today
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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