You really coming over, don't trick.
Small penises have feelings too.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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