their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We left an ass print on the piano.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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