I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We were destined to go to rehab together
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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