We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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