You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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