i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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