you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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