for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My breasts were aching with rage.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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