next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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