ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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