YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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