you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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