He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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