Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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