Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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