All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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