Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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