I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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