I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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