did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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