I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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