Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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