the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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