How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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