thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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