from now on my penis is your penis
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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