Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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