I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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