we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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